Corporate Broadcasts Co-Corruption

And the Dung-balls Keep on Rollin’

Some programs (radio, television, cable, streams etc.) relentlessly promote the 1 percenters idealism from dusk ’til dawn, only breaking for the national (main con stream media) news. They even play, well, I think you can call it music (radio), but that would be very debateable, and even the classic rock stations are just playing the same old “hits” of that time over and over. Anyone that likes that snobbish, intellectual diarrhea and/or repetitiveness, is definitely a 1 percenter, wannabe, or just too dammed conformed.

Where do the broadcast producer’s and editor’s priorities really lie? Because, they must be puppets on a string controlled by a higher hierarchy, ultimately leading to a hierarchal, pushing the 1 percenter’s agendas. The personalities of these shows, in my opinion, have the ultimate dream jobs. Because as long they keep slinging vomit patties to the public, the hierarchal will be satisfied, and because this hierarchal does not like change, will keep these personalities on the same broadcast shows, until the are too old, grey, feeble, and senile.

I Dream of Authenticity With a Veritable Flair

It is just an example of this hierarchal riding out the success of a formula until you just cannot beat the dead horse anymore. I mean, really. Ratings are the key to any program, but anyone that has knowledge of how they actually collect information on ratings, would consider the method, shoddy and selective at best. That is why certain programs, unbeknown to anyone, survive.

There may be some people that think the main con stream media reports the news in a truthful manner. However, half truths come to mind because that is the only way to make it semi-believable, thus the stories should be based on some sort of fact. This, however, does not make the foundation anymore sound, just subject to what version has been told, and the interpretation of the dung slurry, that was carefully mixed with a truthful fact or two.

We Cannot Tell the Truth, The Whole truth, and Nothing But the Truth, So Help us God!

Reporters and personalities would argue that they have to follow a format or they will lose their jobs. Pussies! That is all that come to mind when I think about that sort of compliance. Although they have a point I guess because if they do go against the grain of the network’s strict adherence to the 1 percenters pecuniary dictatorship, they are out of a job. I say, that is understandable. But, if they were faithful to the news and reported the truth, people will listen, because no one likes to be screwed over and lied to, all in the name of saving and making money, for the wealthy and the 1 percenters. We need reporters and news mediums with some balls.

Where Can I Hear the Truth? Do I Have to Take an Oath?

I would imagine that is why there is such a large swing to alternative media to get the news. However, the main con stream is attempting to contaminate the alternative pool and trying to “buy it up” exercising damage control methods to save the main con stream media’s ass, sort of speak. Because, once the masses start veering away from the main con stream media’s influence, that puts everything commercially fuelled in absolute jeopardy. No control for the wealthy, 1 percenters and their bought off politicians. It is too bad however, that the main con stream media is infiltrating the alternative stream because now there is a 50/50 split on what is genuine alternative media and what is corrupted, alternative media. This basically attempts to push the ridiculous in place of the truth, in the vain attempt to push people back the to main con stream media.

Bull Dung Overflowing the Levees of Our Reason.

This all makes me think of the bleak conversations I had the misfortune, more then once, of hearing at my work places over the years. I think everyone in the commercial corporate North America has had this misfortune. Overhearing these individuals venting their dissatisfaction on how some people are on welfare and why they are not working instead of living off the government’s tit. How it is such a financial burden to the tax payers made up of individuals that do work supporting these lazy people. How they should not have to pay more tax then a person that makes $20,000.00 dollars a year because those people are just plain stupid and cannot get a better job, therefore should be living in a slum, but not low cost housing because that puts a strain on the tax payers that make over $35,000 dollars a year. This is a result of corruptive, greedy thinking that has been brainwashed into the tiny brains of those complaining individuals. I actually feel sorry for them.

Reporters and News Mediums Really Follow Their Sworn Oaths to Bring Forth the Truth? Hmmm.

But we can thank that sort of attitude to main con stream media that has smeared this type of thinking into peoples psyche ever since they were old enough to watch TV, or some other corruptive medium. How the only important people are the “winners” of society and how we, the “losers” (masses) have to worship them to be put in our proper place in society. To have our brains nourished from the 1 percenters brainwashing sewage spew. If you think that is over the top, then obviously you like the taste of the 1 percenter’s dung meal.

In God’s eyes, we are all equal and unique humans that have received the gift of free will . Why do you think religion and the mention of God is so shunned in these times. We all know why. The people that believe in spiritualism are in direct contradiction with the main con stream media and commercialism. Because capitalism teaches us, that the rich (greedy) are correct and anything else, that does not make money for the wealthy and 1 percenters, is simply just outworn and does not conform with greed, thus has to be shunned. Ergo I warn, the 1 percenters should beware of the wrath, that will surface, from non-conformity and spiritualism. Because to be truly spiritual, you have to be an individual.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

Originally Published on November 16, 2015

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My Country and Your Country are Pelted By the Mire..

Central Illusive Agency

Syria? Who really knows WTF is happening in the middle east especially in Syria. Syria and Iraq or somewhere in there, is where the birth of ISIS developed. You know, that phoney baloney anti Christian fundamentalist rebellion group who is really a CIA developed surrogate, agitator group designed to create upheaval and rebellion in the middle east, creating unrest and a dust storm, to cloak the greed for oil, and the completion of the pipeline, to feed the 1 percenters pockets with insane oil profits. Man, what a joke.

The Wall has Crumbled, but the Propaganda still Floats

Now Russia, as been reported by the main con stream media, is attacking Syria. Ok, then it is the world against Syria? Who knows. But was it not the USA a few short months ago doing the same thing or at least threatening to? Israel is made out to be the agitators of this whole mess, but we all know it is commercial, cooperate run and owned North America, creating this swine-pen dribble. Still trying to make Russia look like a militant, communist country, with a militant leader. And who says this? Commercial corporate North America says so, that’s who.

Electro-Magnetic Puke Shield

Russia, Iran and some other countries are supposedly going to wage war with the world. Destroy North America. They are suppose to have a secret, powerful, EMP weapon(s) that will totally disable North America, then summarily, nuke the royal dung out of North America and other “free” countries. EMP devices do exist, and theoretically, can disable electronics/electrical components. But these components, can be easily fixed and/or shielded for prevention of EMP devices or just general naturally developed EMP waves or other destructive magnetic waves or signals. Also, EMP technology is hardly a new thing and commercial corporate North America has the same weapon technology.

I wish I was in Dixie, Away from Bull

It sounds like they are whistling “Dixie” through their bung holes, because if you have any brains whatsoever, that is exactly how it is going to sound. There is so much propaganda being piped down the main con stream and the alternative media pipes, mostly on the main stream, You Tube, Face Book, and other self publishing mediums. You cannot trust a lot of these feeds on either side. Why, because main con stream media and the commercial corporate owned politicians and North America know there is a big swing to alternative media, thus are infiltrating these mediums with vague personalities (posing as the anti-establishment gurus) to vent their propaganda. Keep you brainwashed. And, they make money off every hit.

Where the Hell is the Money Shot?

There are a lot of these alternative media feeds that are legitimately anti-establishment, and freedom orientated individuals that uncover very interesting news and vent these stories as it should be displayed. This would not include however, Christian fundamentalist groups and individuals, or otherwise that have channels trying to convince everyone that Obama (America’s first black president) is evil because he is black. Of course, they do not come out and say this, they just try to make him look like the anti-Christ. It is so obvious, that it is nauseating. Yet, these bigoted puke slingers keep right on with these videos/stories. You know, kind of like soft pornos. You see a lot of tail, but never any penetration.

Click them Your Money, Please

Thus, my word of caution to all who dabble in alternative media. Know who you are listening to and/or reading. Do your own research and stay away from the ridiculous. Beware of shills calling others shills. Just use your own common sense and avoid being a sheep. And the biggest tell tale of them all, is when it is a sale’s pitch to buy a book or whatever. Remember, they get paid per hit on You Tube and other commercial fuelled sites. So why give them more money. You already paid for your entertainment by clicking on it, even if you do not watch, read or listen. Especially beware of supposed religious oriented or otherwise news feeds, declaring the end of the world, country, or economy every two to three weeks, asking for money for survival tips, kits or other redundant information that your own government (even though they may be commercially, profit orientated) will provide for free. Beware most of all, of the main con stream media because they have not told us the truth since the Nixon administration.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

Originally Published on November 6, 2015

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Pecuniary Princesses’ Mental Mentors

Queen Bees, not Black Widows

Kristen Mary Kardashian (mother), and daughters Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendell, and Kylie, all the products of the Pecuniary Princess Syndrome . Kris, the mother, married Robert Kardashian in 1955, the decade where the “Pecuniary Princess” syndrome was birthed. Later in 1991, she married Bruce Jenner and produced (already mentioned) daughters Kendell, and Kylie. Commercial (corporate) North America have found great uses for these role models, to push their bisexual agenda, attempting to create some sort of unisex culture for the masses to adopt.

In other words, unless you are a 1 percenter, then you should follow our role model’s lead how to act, dress, wear your hair, etc. because, well, you are just too damned worthless to be yourself. I seen in one of the rag tabloids portraying the Kardashian women as “Black Widows” because they have been summarily destroying their spouses (men). I would think that the “Queen Bee” analogy would be more appropriate, because the “Queen Bee” has drones (male bees) which are produced from the unfertile eggs.The drone will mate with the Queen and his penis and associated abdominal tissues are ripped from the drone’s body after sexual intercourse. Sound familiar? Look at Bruce Jenner.

No Cock in the Hen House

WTF has happened to Bruce Jenner? I think he is just too lost in substance abuse to really know what he is doing. Hopefully I am wrong, because, imagine if he were you and you woke up and felt your crotch and said, “where is my penis?” However the greater question in my mind is how can anyone really buy this sewer scribe. North Americans cannot really be this stupid, can they? I call it brainwashed. No one in their right mind would be entertained by this idiocy. Yet, if you are a woman, you will be empowered to emasculate your current or potential mates, therefore aborting your children before they are ever even conceived playing out the “worker bee” role, keeping the women of society chasing that carrot they will never snare. Men, well who cares what they think because ultimately, besides their sperm, they are mainly useless (drones) in line to be castrated.

Just Hit Me with a Sledge Please

When I see stories like this on the TV or in some news rag, I get chills down my spine, then fear sets in, in light of this all really happening around us. I pinch myself and say, please wake up, it is only a dream. But it is not a dream. Commercial (corporate) North America, because they control politics and politicians, are making sure that it is being inbred into our daily lives, like inbreeding in the Cajun culture. No regard for religion or what is truly proper and correct. Forging a corrupted morality, perverted and full of distain. Once fully forged, we will not know the difference of true right and wrong, whereby the rightest is the one that makes the most money.

Blooded Funny Money

North America, especially in the USA, has a big problem that is just growing in size, and the more people that get themselves deprogrammed from commercial brainwashing, the more distance these individuals will put themselves from this corruption machine. People may say, “it was the same when the Nazi’s were in power”, or “look at Vietnam”. “That stuff happens over there”. This may be true, but the Nazi’s brainwashed a nation into killing 6 million Jewish people by utilizing the Jews in concentration (slave labor) camps, forced to work themselves to death. Vietnam was a corporate maneuverer. Had nothing to do with winning or losing the war. Just to protect corporate investments and assets. And look at Cambodia, Laos, Panama, Columbia, Iraq, Afghanistan, and on and on. War makes money from others misfortunes.

Your Sex is Ok, My Sex is Ok, So what is the Problem?

This agenda really has nothing to do with the “gay” movement. But has certainly latched on to it to create a separatism between the bisexual, unisexual and the heterosexual. My proof is, that they (corporate North America) did not invent these sexual tendencies. They have all been around for centuries, but they would like everyone to think it is a “new” thing so it will be guaranteed to be adopted by a portion of society, thus leaving the portion that chooses not to embrace it, separated. Do they (corporate North America) really care who wins? Not really, because their objective has been achieved. Less reproduction, more divorce, and separatism, debt dependency, more depression, suicide and death of the population. More sales of alcohol, drugs, healthcare and tobacco across the board. All of which funnels hordes of money back to the pockets of the 1 percenters.

Illusion or Allusion, is there really a difference?

To keep the masses mesmerised by the Kardashians and other fabled-famed celebrities is the goal of commercial North America. In the 1970’s, where music and rock stars held peoples attention, convincing the masses that a particular rock group, or entertainer had the secret to the mythology of life, keeping the masses buying up all their intellectual property in exchange for insane profits. Profit for the false prophets, then, and more so today. These master bards keep us mesmerized, leading all of us to ruin. Don’t get me wrong. Plenty of good original music came out of that era, and even today, although cloaked, there is some great intellectual creations, but at the same time, it is more controlled and scrutinized then it ever was before, counting on peoples greed to convert this intellectual property, into intellectual swill.

Most celebrities are victims of greed. Most celebrities get caught in a financial maze, just like the masses, but a much larger scale, to ensure, when needed, that celebrity will do exactly what they are told when needed, at the right moments. Like the Kardashian women. Or Bruce Caitlyn Jenner. Many others to be sure. What happens to the celebrity that resists? Just think of door hangers in August, 2014. The Jokers grand finale. Fast and Furious WTF release was that? Just hanging around in the closet, hands tied, meditating for kung fu kicks.

You might think I am sick. But remember, I never made any of that up. I prefer my original creations have a bit more soul, and less mayhem. To have some light at the end of the tunnel. Because if I cannot see that, it is truly a dark moment.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

Originally Published on October 30, 2015

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Films Today!

When Men Were Men and Women Were Women. When was that again?

I was looking through the latest theater movies last week and decided to watch Sicario which was basically about the drug trade and how Homeland Security and other agencies were trying to keep the USA clean of drugs. This movie bothered me on so many levels that if I went through them all, this would a book and not a post.

This movie is brain wash material if I ever watched one. But more scary is the fact that they portray real men with bisexual tendencies. I use the description, “real men” very loosely because this is just a distorted vision either a Hollywood writer, director or producer or all three. Or, because it has Homeland Security stamped all over the movie footage, could mean Homeland Security had a large influence on this film.

If you watched this movie, you would know which scene or scenes I am referring to, and if you do not, watch the movie. The top billed star of the movie was a woman and she played the born again tough bitch FBI agent Macer, that emasculated her partners by her confident persona, making the poor chaps look like a wimps. The only men in the film she did not emasculate was the story characters Gillick and Graver whom are portrayed as the “real men” with bisexual tendencies.

Note: I am not using the actors real names because this post is not here to promote the famous. If you want to know what actors they are, look it up on Wikipedia.

Where Real Men are Bisexual Men and Women Emasculate Men

Is this a twisted contrast? Twisted Plot or just plain a gay agenda? I left the theater wondering WTF? I paid to see this swill? I thought the movie was well done and had some moments, but in the final assessment, it was pig feed. Then I started looking at all the recent movies, and just by looking at the titles and description, could not find anything that did not lean the same way as the “Emasculation Plot” in Sicario. In other words, I started looking through older movies which sucks a bit because I already seen them.

Then I seen some promise. Knock, Knock, staring one of my favorite actors and a couple of women as the villains. I thought this may be worth a gander. So I watched the movie. This movie almost had me going, especially when the female duo came back and caught him by surprise and started holding him hostage. But then the story started to dismantle itself and eroded very quickly. This movie started to send so many twisted messages, too many to mention, but the main message is “destroy the family unit”. The other twisted message I am mentioning is: “When Men think they are Real Men they are Pedophiles and Real Women that were Victims of Pedophilia can get way with Murder”.

So lets destroy the Family Unit! It is the “In” thing to do! Is it not?

This movie could not be more clear on these messages, and take a plunge to the abyss with the “destroy the family unit” message, by the total trashing of the home, especially the immature vandalism of the family pictures, which by the way, how many families really have that many family pictures every square inch on the wall space of the home? Total exaggeration of how perfect the family was, and how extreme the attack on the family unit was portrayed with the extreme, immature vandalism of the family pictures. I mean who really wrote this puke? Satan himself?

I think even Satan would have wrote this movie with more class, so it may of been one of his legion demons. But, when you are already brainwashed and get influenced by more astute brainwashing, frequently experienced by writers that have the misfortune of writing for Hollywood, then sometimes, you end up with plain, incoherent writing. It could also just be the drugs they do in Hollywood. No excuses, it is just plain dunghill writing.

Conformity? We don’t need no Stinking Conformity!

Since when do we need films that are suppose to entertain, written in attempt to have us think in certain ways? We all know that the government, one way or the other, has tried to control Hollywood. In turn, people that write for Hollywood, conform to certain genres, styles, and content. If not, it has no chance in hell to be produced into a film. Why cannot Hollywood find better writers? Because most good writers like to have there own control over the content and do not need the “editors from hell” forging their material into over exaggerated cess scribble.

Mentality wise, you have to watch most movies now with a large grain of salt. Yes, you may have some movies that are in the “normal zone” and according to the person watching dictates what normal is to them. If you produce a movie, you can produce what you want. If you go over the line of believable, then make it believable in the sense that anyone could put themselves into the position the movie is trying to get across. Pure fantasy movies have a lot of leeway to convince the viewer, but still has to make it believable that someone could find and ride a Pegasus, by first, where to possibly find one or summon one, and second, how you would approach the creature to mount and ride.

Where did I leave my Story Plot? I think I left it in the Inkwell!

Too many times, the movie leaves too much for the viewer to imagine or determine the origin of a situation and leaves them inattentive and yawning. Movies that take the time to walk the viewer towards these important details are the successful movies. But even the successful movies are laced with subliminal messages and images, sometimes embedded between frames, or in plain view for all to see, but usually do not consciously notice, laying the foundation for the suggestion that is formulated by a series of these messages or images. If I had any suggestion to anyone, it would be do not watch TV or movies. Even if you are aware, it still gets through to your subconscious.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

Originally Published on October 25, 2015

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Homophobic, or Heterophobic?

Where the Hell is Levis Quebec?

When I was a small boy, my mother divorced my father for another man, took my two sisters and moved to eastern Ontario, then later Quebec where she stayed in Levis Quebec (among other places). At this time, my brother and I was living at my Aunts because my father moved to the states to work with a construction company and once settled, would retrieve us to live with him.

But before that happened, my mother decided that she was to bring us to Levis to live, so away we went. Being a 11 year old boy, was excited and pumped up from the tales my mother told my brother and I about how great it was going to be with all of us together again. That story overall is very complex and vexing, so I will not explore that here. We later moved from the three room shanti where we all lived to Quebec city (across the river) to a much larger, very old colonial styled house and lived there for three years.

Wow, this Place is, err, Different

Here is where I was exposed to an array of people. Very different from the people that I knew back home. My mother was friends with several prostitutes. I guess that was because we lived in a very seedy, economically challenged area where a number of the women her age were either prostitutes or strippers, or both. We also met a lot of musician types because my mother’s live in spouse was a musician by profession.

There I was exposed to homosexual men for the first time. I did not know what a homosexual was, but was taught very fast when a male homosexual (one of the musicians) was attempting to convince me to touch his “lump” on his lower end of his stomach. Just as I was about to appease his request, my mother saw and heard what was happening and chased the man out of the house furiously. Then she gave me the facts of life about homosexuals.

Being young, I barely caught on what was being explained only that I was to keep my distance from those types of men when alone. This man was one of the musicians that was working with my mother’s spouse at the time. I was amazed after I understood what he attempted to do, that he was still allowed in our home, even for rehearsals.

The Good, The Bad, and the Phobic

I guess that should of given me a case of homophobic tendencies, but being a child, forgot about the incident very quickly and continued to live as a normal child, as normal as the circumstances of that area would allow. But now as an adult, I do not understand the term “homophobic” anymore then I understood fully what that man attempted to do to me when I was a child. If he was successful in his attempt, I may of been living a very different life, either traumatized from sexual abuse, or simply becoming a homosexual due to the influence that would of been imposed.

Is that being homophobic? I do not think so. There bad homosexuals and there are good homosexuals. There are good lesbians and bad lesbians. There are good bisexuals and bad bisexuals. Just as there are good heterosexuals and bad heterosexuals. I know there many more classifications like, transsexuals, hermaphrodites, transvestites, etc. But for the purpose of this discussion, I think I mentioned the adequate groups. Of course, there would be some people that would attempt to explain that mans behavior, but in the end, it was pretty plain he was trying to sexually abuse a child. And, there are heterosexuals and other mentioned and unmentioned groups that also sexually abuse children.

There is a movement now, depending what side of the fence you sit, to empower homosexuality, lesbianism and bisexualism as a mode of acceptable behavior. It is very obvious, and seems to accepted, and most do not seem to have a problem with this empowerment. In fact, the term bisexualism seems more fitting because since this empowerment, people on both sides of the fence that have never drifted before, have drifted back and forth in experimentation. Freedom of sexual preference.

To Birth or not to Birth, That is the Question

Large criticism of Russia discouraging the empowerment of homosexuals and lesbians has developed in recent years. What is the real reason for Russia’s scrutiny of these groups? They want people to act in a heterosexual manner to reproduce their dwindling population. The fact that they have more women then men would put a lot more scrutiny on homosexual behavior , strongly encouraging all men to reproduce with women, rather then pursue a same sex relationships that cannot reproduce naturally.

In countries that do not have that population issue, rather having too high of a birth rate, like countries in North America, encourage same sex relationships for the opposite reason. To cull the birth rate. But, again , some would argue that the Russia regime is nasty and hates homosexuals and lesbians. I say, I doubt it is that simple. That attitude works well for countries in North American, trying to revive the old communism, capitalism rivalry, especially with capitalism now being viewed as outworn, and just plain lopsided towards the 1 percenters and the wealthy. What is so hilarious about that argument is that Russia is not communist anymore.

A Word to Cull For

Being a heterosexual, do I care that homosexuals, lesbians and bisexuals can now, in many places, marry and adopt or have children using a surrogate or artificial insemination? No, why would it bother me? I do not really care what they do as long as they do it in an ethical, and responsible manner, free of abuse. But the term homophobic has got to go, because it is a term that is clearly created to cause upheaval between the same sex relationships and the heterosexual relationships. I would also say, if you are gay and use this term, then you are heterophobic.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

Originally Published on October 22, 2015

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Canadian Election, Jeez…

The Liberals, led by Justin Trudeau win big in Canada, winning seats in every province, stealing both Conservative and New Democrat seats (mostly New Democrat) winning back some key seats in Ontario. What does this mean to Canadians? Who cares. Really. Jack Layton would of been spinning in his grave, how his legacy NDP victory, gaining historic amounts of seats (98 seats) in 2011, was totally mismanaged and squandered by the current party leadership.

Because they did not have a majority, they did not get anything substantial accomplished, mostly because they did not tag team with the Liberals to snip the strings on Harpo’s (Harper) harp. Some would say it was because Jack Layton died shortly thereafter his epic victory. I say, duh ya! The fact that the NDP ended up with 44 seats makes me wonder WTF they did to the party. I liked Jack Layton because he was one dangerous S.O.B..

I voted NDP again, because, well, Liberal color is red, Conservative color is blue (Navy Blue, I think), the Green party color is, well, green, and the NDP color is Orange. I decided on the fact that red, blue and green are not my lucky colors, orange being neutral. Pathetic you may say. But, I do not care because it is all a pile of dung anyway.

Hey, what do you expect? I once voted for the Doug Henning (Magician) Natural Law Party (1992). I wanted to see him make the “deficit disappear, now!”. That by the way was part of his campaign slogan. The party proposed yogic flying as a solution to the problems of the nation. Cool eh?

What even more amazing is the fact that the Conservatives still managed to keep 99 seats after totally hosing Canada for the last two terms. Harpo (Harper) must be a master bard, how he “harped” his way from losing more seats, and retaining a respectable amount. In fact, if it was not for the Atlantic side of the vote, we may of been listening to Harpo’s harp for another four years. Harpo is stepping down, but the Conservatives are nuts, they should keep his harp.

One thing I noticed about the average elected (male) Liberal is that they look like old greasers from the 1950’s or at the very least, beatniks from the late 1950’s and early to mid 60’s . Why is that? Justin Trudeau seems to resemble Frankie Avalon. If you look at his wife, she has a strong resemblance of Annette Funicello, just die her hair black and give her B52 hair do, and voila. Party to their victory, Frankie (Justin) and Annette (Sophie) on the beach, the official 8th beach party movie. What on earth does this mean? I guess it means that because any Canadian beach will be much too cold this time of year, they will have to shoot the victory party in the studio set and air it on the next Royal Canadian Air Farce episode, or shoot it on a beach in California or Florida which may mean increasing CBC’s government funding.

So, that could also mean, deep down, the majority of Canada want to be beach bums in California, or more appropriately, Florida where a lot of retired Canadians already spend the winter. This also means that the Conservatives and the NDP will have play the role of the black leathered beach biker goons with black leather hats always trying to spoil Frankie’s (Justin) and Annette’s (Sophie) beach parties. And, Elizabeth May (Green Party) can play the lonely beach geek always trying to get laid, scaring off all the beach boys and goons. Wicked. I am getting a rush just thinking about it.

Now that I have got your attention, or totally pissed you off, what advice do I have for the average Canadian with Justin at the helm? Hold on! It is going to one hell of a ride! Or at least one awesome beach “party”.

“Tex” oNid ittEnEbEd (sHow nO mErcY)

Originally Published on October 20, 2015

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